math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

fckyeahcutecouples:

See this guy here? I can sit here and endlessly tell you how much I adore him but I won’t since it’ll take a VERY long time if I were to do that. Approximately 9:53 pm, he drove about 30 minutes to my house, down on his knees in tears. Why you may ask. Well about 3/4 hours before that I sent him a crude text message breaking up with him. I was stubborn and one-sided when I thought he was going behind my back with his ex. But in fact he was entirely innocent. Of course I didn’t believe it at the moment. After about 42 text messages, 89 phone calls, 27 facetime attempt, and 10 voicemails, he drove to my house in anger, hopelessly crying, fighting for me back. Want to know something? Although he was down on his knees, begging, soaked in tears, I still looked away not wanting to face him or accept him again. Yes I am shallow, but it’s only because my past relationships made me that way. After about an hour and 45 minutes of crying and ‘talking’… I finally gave in, looking into his glistering sad eyes. He grabbed me and hugged me tightly like no other, he still stood confidently holding my hands telling me that he loves me. I was mortifyingly ugly since it was at least 11 at night, yet he was still able to look deeply into my squinty eyes and tell me that I’m the most beautiful girl that he’s ever seen. 
At this moment I still don’t understand how i was lucky enough to find someone like him. I’m still shocked at how much effort hes putting into this relationship. No matter how stubborn or unreasonable I get, he still stuck by me, he still continues to tell me that he loves me and wishes to be with me everyday, regardless if I’m acting like the hulk! Thank you Jacob Pham for becoming brave enough to step into my life. You’re the MAN that I’ve always been searching for. Thanks to all those other littles boys that were in my past, they helped me recognize a real MAN when I see one. And that MAN is you (/^_^)/ 

fckyeahcutecouples:

See this guy here? I can sit here and endlessly tell you how much I adore him but I won’t since it’ll take a VERY long time if I were to do that. 
Approximately 9:53 pm, he drove about 30 minutes to my house, down on his knees in tears. Why you may ask. Well about 3/4 hours before that I sent him a crude text message breaking up with him. I was stubborn and one-sided when I thought he was going behind my back with his ex. But in fact he was entirely innocent. Of course I didn’t believe it at the moment. After about 42 text messages, 89 phone calls, 27 facetime attempt, and 10 voicemails, he drove to my house in anger, hopelessly crying, fighting for me back. Want to know something? Although he was down on his knees, begging, soaked in tears, I still looked away not wanting to face him or accept him again. Yes I am shallow, but it’s only because my past relationships made me that way. After about an hour and 45 minutes of crying and ‘talking’… I finally gave in, looking into his glistering sad eyes. He grabbed me and hugged me tightly like no other, he still stood confidently holding my hands telling me that he loves me. I was mortifyingly ugly since it was at least 11 at night, yet he was still able to look deeply into my squinty eyes and tell me that I’m the most beautiful girl that he’s ever seen. 

At this moment I still don’t understand how i was lucky enough to find someone like him. I’m still shocked at how much effort hes putting into this relationship. No matter how stubborn or unreasonable I get, he still stuck by me, he still continues to tell me that he loves me and wishes to be with me everyday, regardless if I’m acting like the hulk!
Thank you Jacob Pham for becoming brave enough to step into my life. You’re the MAN that I’ve always been searching for. Thanks to all those other littles boys that were in my past, they helped me recognize a real MAN when I see one. And that MAN is you (/^_^)/ 



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that gives me hope.

music-is-revolution:

that gives me hope.

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boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.

The absolute worst things in the world.

mylifeisobsession:

frickk:

makethemwonderwhy:

This has to end….

how the heck do people get their toothpastes to look like that, for pete’s sake i have never ever ever had that happen to me

To person above me, this is what happens when you have 5 siblings. lol (the toothpaste thing)

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